After a tense 30 second stand off, an unidentified infant surrendered to the parental police. He is being charged with taking a shit on the couch. However, a recent video clearly shows that the dog, did in fact, do it. All charges are being dropped.

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Found this and it stumped me. I tried to come up with something witty for about an hour, but the sign really says it all.

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The death of a perfectly good beer. Tragic.

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Use this on your friends next time their server melts down due to the Digg Effect. Or use it to gloat, your choice.

Aren’t children precious? Setting goals for their life at such a young age.

This got me thinking about goals, and I found some steps to goal setting:

1. Make sure the goal you are working for is something you really want, not just something that sounds good. - So far, so good. I’m sure our little friend thought long and hard about this. Look at the care and detail of her drawing
2. A goal can not contradict any of your other goals. - Here’s where it becomes tricky, because being a doctor and a stripper could lead to problems. Especially at the club. Imagine patrons wanting medical care for a dollar in the g-string…
3. Write your goal out in complete detail - What? Do we need to draw you a picture?
4. By all means, make sure your goal is high enough. - I’m sure she was pretty high when she set this goal